MartyVideo Cassette - 1988
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Angie: "Whattya wanna do tonight?" Marty Pilletti: "I dunno, Angie. Whatta you wanna do?"
Marty Pilletti: "Ma, sooner or later, there comes a point in a man's life when he's gotta face some facts. And one fact I gotta face is that whatever it is that women like, I ain't got it."
Marty Pilletti (to Clara): "All my brothers and brothers-in-laws tell me what a good-hearted guy I am. You don't get to be good-hearted by accident. You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain."
Aunt Catherine: "College girls are one step from the street, I tell you. My son Joseph's wife, she type on the typewriter. One step from the street!"
Mrs. Pilletti (to Catherine): "Where YOU go -- RAIN go. Someday you gonna smile, we gonna have a big holiday."
Marty Pilletti (to Angie): "You don't like her! My mother don't like her! She's a dog and I'm a fat ugly man. Well, all I know is I had a good time last night! I'm gonna have a good time tonight! If we have enough good times together, I'm gonna get down on my knees, I'm gonna BEG that girl to marry me! If we make a party on New Year's, I got a date for that party. You don't like her? THAT'S TOO BAD."
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